Saturday, September 15, 2012

Naked Zombies--The Zombie Apocalypse just got a whole lot scarier

By now we all know that the government is desperately trying to contain the growing number of Zombie attacks. Frankly, I think they are doing a very good job of keeping this thing under control.

However, I do have one question: What's up with all the Naked Zombies?

Just yesterday in Pennsylvania, "A naked, bloody man broke into a home, jumped from a two-story window, tackled a passerby and chewed on her head.."

But this isn't the first or even the second Naked Zombie attack. So is there a connection I'm missing, and if so do I really want to find out what it is? I don't think so.

So please, if you know any zombies, kindly ask them to keep their clothes on! This isn't the Zombie Apocalypse I signed up for.


  1. Hi MJ
    Using Sherlock Holmes deduction perhaps they were naked because after initially being infected they took a cold shower to cool off the fever. Turned in the shower and hence went on the rampage in thier birthday suits?!
    By the way enjoyed No Way Out.
    Fellow kindle kids writer.
    Rob Lear

    1. I think that's a pretty sharp theory.
      Glad you enjoyed No Way Out, thanks for reading and best of luck with your books (do you have a blog)?

  2. I would imagine the zombies are unaware as to whether they're wearing clothes or not. Perhaps the clothes had brains on them and they ate them.

    1. M-Pax,

      Sounds like a good idea for a book. But in the end, I think the clothes need to start eating the zombie!